liquidmeth:

That awkward sexual tension between you and someone you’ve dated like hi how are you i’ve seen you naked and i’ve heard you moan my name you look great

(via aylinisfabulous)

    me: I should go shower now
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
    someone: (goes into the bathroom)
    me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via classsy-bluee)

Anonymous: what's your advice for someone in a relationship? xxx 

evolutional:

if ur gonna have sex wear a condom or make sure ur pullout game is hella strong u feel me